This explained the itch!  The Bug said    “it is out of your control”   ….go forth and create mosaic magic -  create happiness and energise the nation, from babies to grey nomads…right up to the heads of State.   Iced Vo Vo's will be sign....…great things will happen when you least expect it and some times things will be difficult, but you will be supported by those who care.  Make your mosaic life full and overflowing to others.  Eat Tim Tams and vegemite, Iced Vo Vos and Turkish Delight…these delicacies will sustain you in the wee hours of the morning.

This is the word of the mosaic bug”

Suddnenly on the cement floor of the stash room there appeared a scoll at my feet! - it was wrapped in a black bin bag!    I took off my red pj’s and put on the huge black bin bag…it was the new grouting garb and my mosaic uniform!   Written in black goo{mospagbreak}on a piece of mozBoard, were the following mosaic commandments!

Sandra Robertson, the holder of the mosaic secret,
thou shalt:

write the new mosaic testament

inspire the masses

work 24-7

not tolerate GEMS

build an emporium with fundraising dunnies

take it to the streets

become a mosaic Addict Diva
not covert stash rooms

not steal other’s china

abolish housework and ignore bulldust

I picked up the mosaic scroll.   I would live by these commandments.  I immediately mosaicked the iron.  Wow!    Polly agreed to take on the role of Polly from the Trolley.  I rang  Popette and mosaicking Mum and the BFB.  All our arms were itching….It was a sign.  We have never looked back.  As long as we shall live we shall mosaic and provide mosaic joy to the nation.   In the face of adversity we will be united and form a thinset wall of protection.    We will seal all with black goo.  Black grouty fingernails would be a sign of mosaic